July 2009
1 post
June 2009
6 posts
the origin of ribs according to mary ellen.
grandma: do you know why black people are the kings of ribs?
me/dad/brother: .......
grandma: because when they were slaves, the white man would steal all the good meat and leave them bones, like the ribs, so they got real good at making what they could out of it
me/dad/brother: ................
grandma: and thats how the black people became the kings of the ribs
me/dad/brother: ......................
Pizza Sticks.
Krystal: *looking at stale breadsticks from Little Cesars that are cut open and aligned on a tray along with some cheese balls and salsa* What are you doing Grandma?
Grandma: ...Making PIZZA STICKS!
Krystal: Pizza sticks...????
Grandma: Yeah! It's MY invention.
Krystal: *strange look*
Grandma: I'm really onto something!!!
speed demon
grandma: i never speed!
grandpa: mhm!
grandma: well, only in school zones!
May 2009
7 posts
gotta love her
grandma: how does it feel to have graduated?
me: good!
grandma: you don't want to go to the graduation ceremony?
me: no
grandma: i don't blame you, those are the most boring things in the world!
Watchshe belly dances with the television.
“HURRY HURRY THE CAT IS FURRY!”
– grandma. that’s how she wakes us up for school.
